Challenge Accepted

My friend Alison challenged me to answer the following 12 questions. I never back down from an easy challenge, so here we go.

1. If you could do anything with the guarantee of never getting caught, what would you do?

Swim naked. Wherever I was that you could go swimming.

2. Do you have any piercings and/or tattoos? Where?

One piercing in my ears. Super exciting.

3. When was your first kiss?  How old and with whom?

Spring of 2002. I was 17 1/2. His name was Bryce Twice. OK, not really - that's just what my family called him. They like to turn people's names into rhymes. Whatever.

4. If you were to write a book, what would it be about?

I've been toying around with writing a book from the perspective of a ghost. Like, a dead person who has to figure out who they are and why they are dead. Regardless, it's a dream of mine to write a book.

5. What do you think are the worst boy and girl names ever?

My cousin told me once that she knew a lady who named her kids Syphilis and Gonorrhea. That's pretty bad. Also, I don't like made-up names. If you had to invent it, your kid's gonna feel like a dork. 

6. If you could make a list of 5 celebrities you could sleep with, who would be on it?

Um... no one. I'm monogamous and I like it. Though if I could stare awkwardly across the room at 5 celebrities, I'd choose Justin Timberlake, Nathan Fillion, Robert Downey Jr., whoever the kid is who played Neville Longbottom, and Richard Armitage. I'm really good at awkwardly staring, so it'd be a really successful moment with any of these gents. 

7. What is your biggest fear?

Heights. Kill me now.

8. Morning person or night owl?

Neither. I like sleeping. A lot. But I tend to be most productive at night and it's really hard to get me up in the morning. So night owl?

9. What is your favorite Disney movie and why?

Emperor's New Groove. Why? Um... because it's Emperor's New Groove and it's wicked funny.

10.  If there was no danger to you, what is the one extreme sport you would try without thinking twice about it? (ie: skydiving)

I'm not really interested in extreme sports. They have no appeal to me. Unless you count Iron Chef America as an extreme sport. In that case, bring it on!

11. If you could look like any celebrity, who would it be?

I'd have to pick and choose parts from everyone. Basically, I'd want to look like me, just more svelte and polished. I guess I could work toward having that be my reality but... what's that? There's a cheesecake? Nevermind!

12. What is your favorite type of flower, bush, or tree?

I love purple calla lilies. So beautiful. And there's nothing like a good 'ole pine tree. Wish they had more of those out here in Kentuckiana.

I'm not feeling like tagging anyone, so if you'd like to answer the same questions, go for it. If not, well, I shan't be offended.