Thursday, March 11, 2010

Fashion Police

Sometimes, I get frustrated with fashion. Here are some really good examples from people's posted pics I've seen lately:

* A bra is not an accessory. I don't care if it matches your outfit. I don't care if it's covered in jewelies.  I don't care if it's, like, a cute one, or something. While I appreciate that you are wearing one, I do NOT want to see it.

* Tight clothes look good on Hollywood stars. Everyone else, buy a bigger size. I don't need to see the outline of your undies or of your thunda thighs. Loosen up, please!

* If something is dirty or stained, don't wear it. I don't care if you wear it at home, but in public or in pictures? Do you like looking like a total slob?

* Comb your freaking hair. Enough said.

* I'm so glad you went on vacation, but I don't really wanna see you in your bikini. Heck, I don't want to see myself in a bikini. Put a shirt on!

Eww. Gross.

1 comment:

Haylee said...

Maybe I'm just not as observant as you, but I have yet to see the bra used as an accessory. I'll consider myself lucky. But the bikini pictures...um, yeah, couldn't agree more! Gross.