If I had a Million Dollars

Have you ever heard that song "If I had a Million Dollars" by the Bare Naked Ladies? Well, I've been thinking about that song. If I had a million dollars, here are the 10 boring things I'd do with it.

1. Pay someone else to clean out the car.
2. Finish paying off said clean car.
3. Sign me up for those online classes I need to take.
4. Pay for Deg's grad school!
5. Buy the stuff to re-grout the bathtub.
6. Get the swine flu shot. (Yes, I know we are to call it H1N1. I don't care).
7. Put gas in both the cars.
8. Take my work shoes to the shoe repair guy to have the strap fixed before they bust and I have no work shoes.
9. Buy a new driver's license (mine is nigh unto expiration).
10. Make an eye doctor appointment, because seeing more clearly would be nice.

After I'd done that, if I had any money left...


I'd spend the rest on shoes... and then I'd take a bath...