* You get tired at 9:30 at night
* You say words like "precious"
* You say things like "when I was their age..."
* The music you listened to in junior high and high school is considered "oldies"
* You think Sharon Osborne, while an Osborne, is very VERY cute
* You buy 100 calorie snacks
* You coupon and bargain hunt
* You get excited when you get a new Magic Eraser
* You are tired rather than hyped on Friday at 5:00 pm
* You don't own jeans because you own dress pants instead
* The stuff you used to wear is coming back into fashion as "retro"
* You start having foot/hip/back pains
* You start saying things like "in these tough economic times..." and actually mean them
* Your weekend is defined by cleaning, gassing, pruning, organizing, etc.
* You start thinking of yourself in terms of projects rather than parties.
Wanna add to my list? (PS - I realize some of you are rolling your eyes and saying "Dude! You're not old!" I'm getting there, so just go with me whilst I entertain myself.)
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