Thursday, September 3, 2009

Students do the darndest things

For example:
* winking at me
* incessant pen clicking
* poking neighbors with pencils just to see if the lead will break
* vocally noting how short I am multiple times a day
* talking about Chuck Norris whilst doing classwork
* chewing gum and then denying it when I can see/smell the gum
* sticking their faces in my classroom door window just to see if I'll react
* asking if they can use the pencil sharpener multiple times a day
* constantly being amazed that homework needs to be turned in if they want it graded
* naming my fridge
* bringing me pictures of things like bloated giraffes
* insisting they aren't talking when I can quote back to them their last comment
* being amazed that I have siblings their age/parents their parents' ages
* being amazed that I haven't seen the latest movie the day it came out
* asking if they can use a tissue
* being surprised when I have to punish them for being naughty
* asking the same question the person right next to them just asked 2 seconds ago

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