Dear Universe

Dear lady at the seminar I attended,
You don't know me. You don't know my life. In fact, I've never seen you before and I'll never see you again. So do yourself and me a favor and don't judge me when my comment in the seminar is only to try to bring light to the fact that we all struggle and that that's okay. Some of us need the acknowledgment that perfection doesn't exist and that that's okay. In short, shut your mouth!
Sincerely,
Back Row Babe

Dear sky,
Stop raining. I know it's your new favorite thing, but the river has flooded twice in the last month or so and I'm sick of feeling wet. I know that there's a sun up there somewhere, and I'd love to remember what it looks like. Just sayin'.
Yours truly,
Water Logged

Dear Dollar Tree,
Thanks for having everything I could ever need and want and for being so cheap. I love filling up my basket and having it ring up for less than $20. You are full of such treasures, and I am just scratching the surface of appreciating you. Keep on keepin' on!
Gratefully,
Shop-A-Holic

Dear American Airlines,
I don't know if you know this, but calling someone at 5 in the morning to say the flight is delayed totally sucks. That is not a 5 in the morning phone call. But at least we knew before getting to the airport, so props for that. Also, fix your planes on time!
Signed,
Sleepy and Grumpy

Dear Diet Coke,
I want to give you up because you're not that good for me. So why, oh why, must you be so delicious and why, oh why, must I desire you so? Can we secretly meet up later for a good book in the bathtub session? I'm in need, and only you can fulfill my desires. And I mostly mean that platonically.
Forever yours,
Slightly Addicted