Mini Fridge

I love my mini fridge. I bought it at the end of last school year from my favorite Aleisha. I have decided to tell you all about that dang fridge.

• I bought that fridge because I can't keep anything in the staff fridge here at work. People literally get into your lunch bag and take what they want. Sometimes they just take bites. It's totally weird and aggrivating.
• The fridge likes to hum a lot. It's a quiet background noise, but when the kiddies are being quiet (which isn't often lately because school is out in eleven days), they like to freak out and tell me the fridge is growling at them.
• Those kiddies also named my fridge. They have named him Chuck Larry Norris. Why? Well they think Chuck Norris jokes are the funniest things ever and because they had already decided that I was Chuck Norris, so the fridge had to get a middle name.
• There is probably, at any given point, at least one Diet Coke in my fridge. What can I say? You have to be prepared!
• My little fridgie has a bobby pin in the back shelf. Why? Who knows? I just noticed it. Weird...
• Sometimes, when I can tell it's gonna be one of those days (or weeks), I stick a package of Rolos in the freezer and snack on frozen Rolos for a few days. 
• I have a water filter pitcher in my fridge. Why? Because Utah water is gross and it's better than being dehydrated.
• My students frequently put stuff in my fridge. Most people would probably be bugged by this. I'm not. But that's just my personality.
• That fridge gets really cold really fast. Good thing I love my stuff really cold, because it's a perfect combo.