Night Job...?!?

You know how in school you always called your teachers awful things behind their backs? Yeah, sometimes it gets back to the teacher. Guess who heard she's "free with her lovin' " and "a prostitute" from one of the other students who was upset to hear this? Yeah, I'm not a cell phone. No nights and weekends for me. Turns out to be a prostitute you have to have sex. And get paid for having sex. Things I'm pretty sure I'm not: a whore. Things I'm pretty sure I am: so frickin pissed at that one. And, gee, big surprise, the one spreading the rumor is the one kissing my butt to try to get an A because she currently has an F. Bad move. Your grade just got cemented in a proverbial hell.