Top ten reasons I will not miss roommates:1. My food is sometimes miraculously opened and used before I get to it.
2. No one seems to get the concept of "shared costs" such as paper towels.
3. One word: dishes.
4. I have to sleep with earplugs every night.
5. On certain weekdays, the couch is occupied by my mopey, boyfriendless roommate and her episodes of "Reba" on Lifetime Television (ugh).
6. When I need to use something, I have no guarantee of it being available (ie, kitchen, bathroom).
7. I don't do cry-a-thons.
8. I don't pick up after myself simply as a statement that if my roommates can leave a big mess and not worry about cleaning it up, so can I.
9. On certain weekdays, the couch is occupied by a puddle of makeout known as one of my roommates and her boyfriend.
10. I graduated. I'm done. I don't want to and literally can't help you with Bio 100.
Enough said. However, if you feel that I have left some of the essentials out, please add them at your own will.
1 comment:
Just number five is enough to make me never ever live with those people, ever.
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